A cockney living in London - surely not?

Spotted in that most reliable of cock-spotting spots, the local charity shop. I didn't browse the book in detail, but I would hazard a wild guess that it will contain comical, warm-hearted stories about knees-ups, catterwauling around the old joanna, jellied eels and the blitz. Lovely. And something about how lovely those Kray Twins were really.