Lovely bird the woodcock; apart from it sitting in a hedge all day making no noise and hiding. Being called cock should be something to celebrate - not hide in the undergrowth! Shame on you Mr Woodcock......

No, not the sort of pointless drivel published by Ainsley (the world's most irritating man) Harriott or Delia (drunken rant) Smith; it says COCK BOOKS and that's what we are about here. Not boiling eggs and roast beef but cock.
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